All quotes
Every published quote, filterable by category, tone and mood.
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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. — Napoleon Bonaparte（Attribution unverified） |
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A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility. — Lawrence G. Lovasik（Attribution unverified） |
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If you can't detect the sarcasm you've misunderstood. — Lily Allen（Attribution unverified） |
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When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. — Eric Hoffer（Attribution unverified） |
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else. — Kin Hubbard（Attribution unverified） |
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The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. — Oscar Wilde（Attribution unverified） |
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Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. — Oscar Wilde（Attribution unverified） |
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The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. — George Bernard Shaw（Attribution unverified） |
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. — Emo Philips（Attribution unverified） |
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. — Groucho Marx（Attribution unverified） |
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. — Groucho Marx（Attribution unverified） |
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Don't be humble... you're not that great. — Golda Meir（Attribution unverified） |
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I can fluently speak five languages: English, emoji, sexting, sarcasm and sass. — Tyler Oakley（Attribution unverified） |
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. — Fred Allen（Attribution unverified） |
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Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor but the highest form of flattery. — Benjamin Franklin（Attribution unverified） |
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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. — Oscar Wilde（Attribution unverified） |
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Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem. — Woody Allen（Attribution unverified） |
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The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced. — Frank Zappa（Attribution unverified） |
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The world is divided into people who do things and people who get the credit. — Dwight Morrow（Attribution unverified） |
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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. — Mark Twain（Attribution unverified） |