All quotes
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Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word happy would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness. — Carl Jung（Attribution unverified） |
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A sound mind in a sound body is a short but full description of a happy state in this world. — John Locke（Attribution unverified） |
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Whoever is happy will make others happy, too. — Mark Twain（Attribution unverified） |
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Many who seem to be struggling with adversity are happy; many, amid great affluence, are utterly miserable. — Tacitus（Attribution unverified） |
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Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. — Marcel Proust（Attribution unverified） |
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Happiness is beneficial for the body, but it is grief that develops the powers of the mind. — Marcel Proust（Attribution unverified） |
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As soon as one is unhappy one becomes moral. — Marcel Proust（Attribution unverified） |
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Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible. — Marcel Proust（Attribution unverified） |
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Get happiness out of your work or you may never know what happiness is. — Elbert Hubbard（Attribution unverified） |
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-five now, and we don't know where the hell she is. — Ellen DeGeneres（Attribution unverified） |
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I'm at an age where I think more about food than sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room table. — Rodney Dangerfield（Attribution unverified） |
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I just finished my first book. Pretty soon, I'm gonna read another. — Rodney Dangerfield（Attribution unverified） |
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. — Rodney Dangerfield（Attribution unverified） |
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Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others. — Groucho Marx（Attribution unverified） |
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. — George Burns（Attribution unverified） |
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Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own set of laws. — Douglas Adams（Attribution unverified） |
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I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis. — Douglas Adams（Attribution unverified） |
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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. — Henny Youngman（Attribution unverified） |
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My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. — Henny Youngman（Attribution unverified） |
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I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch. — Woody Allen（Attribution unverified） |