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I do sarcasm really poorly. — Brittany Murphy（Attribution unverified） |
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There's a good sarcasm and a camaraderie that comes after being in a band. And we've known each other forever. We've never been a band that fought or argued. As a songwriter, I'm really happy that the boys support me and contribute and that, but I've always wanted to be under the band Stereophonics. — Kelly Jones（Attribution unverified） |
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If a man writes a book, let him set down only what he knows. I have guesses enough of my own. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe（Attribution unverified） |
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Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't! — George Bernard Shaw（Attribution unverified） |
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Sarcasm doesn't translate in print at all. — Megan Fox（Attribution unverified） |
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You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well. — Carrie Fisher（Attribution unverified） |
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As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't. — Carrie Fisher（Attribution unverified） |
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe（Attribution unverified） |
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The best philosophical attitude to adopt towards the world is a union of the sarcasm of gaiety with the indulgence of contempt. — Nicolas Chamfort（Attribution unverified） |
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The atmosphere of Venus consists of ammonia, sulfur, and nitric oxide. Man must have lived there once. — Andre Brie（Attribution unverified） |
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I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't understand sarcasm, and they certainly don't understand my humor. — Kurt Fuller（Attribution unverified） |
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South Sea natives who have been exposed to American movies classify them into two types, 'kiss-kiss' and 'bang-bang. — Hortense Powdermaker（Attribution unverified） |
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a sarcastic expression, on a beast, is far more sinister than rage. — Anne Bosworth Greene（Attribution unverified） |
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Don't consider sarcasm the 'be-all' and 'end-all' of verbal intercourse. Far too many people place way too much importance on the sarcasm instead of the talking, in and of itself, as a precious shared experience between people. — Adam Rifkin（Attribution unverified） |
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A lot of people think my sarcasm comes from insecurity and defensiveness, but I assure you I'm just being petty and cruel. — Dana Gould（Attribution unverified） |
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I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it. I think that's interesting in what is ostensibly a democracy. Sarcasm - come on in. People say Bill, quit talking about Kennedy man. It was a long time ago, just let it go, alright? It's a long time ago, just forget it. I'm like, alright, then don't bring up Jesus to me. As long as we're talking shelf life here. — Bill Hicks（Attribution unverified） |
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A lot of people try to use sarcasm to flirt, and it tends not to read well. Most people who are successful at flirting do so via instant message instead of email. The best way to flirt is to care deeply about whatever your date is saying and to focus all of your attention on him or her. Ask thoughtful questions. Take a keen interest in the conversation. Be enthusiastic. — Amy Webb（Attribution unverified） |
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Teenagers are bored. By everything. Show a teenager an actual volcanic eruption, in progress, featuring giant billowing clouds of smoke, hot rocks raining from the sky, lava floes destroying entire villages, etc., and the teenager, eyebrows arched with sarcasm, will look at you and say, "Gee, this is swell," then return to the rental car, turn on his portable CD player, and listen to a band called Stomach Contents. — Dave Barry（Attribution unverified） |
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My major vice is sarcasm with a side of caffeine addiction. — Rosemary Clement-Moore（Attribution unverified） |
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It wasn't sarcasm." Graves blew out a cloud of acrid smoke. "It was pointing out a fallacy in your logic, babe." Anna's jaw actually dropped. For a moment, I wasn't sure if I should laugh or push him out of the room. Way to go, Graves. — Lilith Saintcrow（Attribution unverified） |